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Bureaucratic Grammar Guide
Bureaucratic Grammar Guide
Chapter 1: The Art of Red Tape
Section 1.1: The Bureaucratic Alphabet
- Article 1.1.1: The Letter "B" is always pronounced "Bee" in Bureaucratic English
- Article 1.1.2: The Letter "S" is always pronounced "Sh" in Bureaucratic English
- Article 1.1.3: The Letter "C" is always pronounced "K" in Bureaucratic English (except when it's not)
Chapter 2: The Art of Form 27B/3
Section 2.1: The Bureaucratic Form
- Article 2.1.1: Fill out the form in triplicate, quadruplicate, and quintuplicate
- Article 2.1.2: Use a pencil to sign, but only if you're not a pencil
- Article 2.1.3: Don't forget to staple the form to the floor, it's a requirement
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