Required Documents for Optimal Cookie Enjoyment
As a citizen of this cookie-filled nation, you are required to submit the following documents before accessing the cookie jar.
1. Cookie Manifesto (aka "The Cookie Declaration")
A 10-page, single-spaced document detailing your love affair with cookies.
2. Cookie Usage Agreement (aka "The Waiver")
A 5-page, fine-print contract that grants us permission to steal your soul for cookies.
3. Proof of Cookie Tolerance (aka "The Tolerance Certificate")
A 3-page, hand-written letter from a licensed medical professional certifying your tolerance for cookies.