The Cookie Policy: A Bureaucratic Masterpiece

By accessing our site, you agree to be bound by this cookie policy, which is subject to change without notice.

We use cookies to:

• Track your every move, because we're watching you.
• Personalize your browsing experience, because who doesn't love being treated like a unique snowflake?
• Share your browsing habits with our ad partners, because they're just that interested.

Types of Cookies We Use:

• Sesame Street Cookies
• Cookies of Anarchy
• Session Cookies of Despair

How to Opt-Out (If You're That Way):

Contact our cookie czar at cookie_czar@neobureaucracy.com to express your desire to be cookie-free.

Or, if you're really determined, you can try to delete your cookies manually. But let's be real, you're probably too lazy for that.