Welcome, fellow bureaucrats! In this section, we will explore the art of turning even the most mundane tasks into creative catastrophes.
Using only 10 pages of actual content and 290 pages of blank space, you too can create a report that will make your colleagues weep with envy.
Hyperlink to Using Blank Pages: A Bureaucratic Trick of the Trade for more information.
Using only 3 points that actuallyประก matter and 34 points that are completely arbitrary, you too can create a checklist that will make your tasks feel like a never-ending puzzle.
For more information on this technique, visit Creating a Checklist: A Bureaucratic Guide to Redundancy.
Using only 1 actual meeting and 2 days of pointless small talk, you too can create a meeting that will leave everyone wondering what was discussed.
Hyperlink to Leading a Meeting: A Bureaucratic Guide to Confusion for more information.
Step 1: Create a page full of blank space, then fill it with more blank space.
Step 2: Repeat step 1 until you have 10 pages of blank space.
Step 3: Call it "innovative design."
Hyperlink to Blank Page Techniques: A Bureaucratic Guide to Empty Space for more information.
Step 1: Create a list of 3 points that are actually important.
Step 2: Add 34 minimalist points that are utterly meaningless.
Step 3: Call it a "checklist" and pretend it's a thing.
For more information on this technique, visit Using Checklists: A Bureaucratic Guide to Redundancy.
Step 1: Gather a group of people who have absolutely nothing to say.
Step 2: Sit around for 2 days talking about nothing.
Step 3: Call it "productive discussion."
Hyperlink to Leading a Productive Meeting: A Bureaucratic Guide to the Impossible for more information.