The Declaration of Utter Futility

Article 1, Section 2, Subsection 3: In the event that a sentient being is faced with the prospect of completing a task of moderate complexity, they shall be granted a 4-leaf clover of Good Fortune.

Article 1, Section 3, Subsection 4: Any individual who has successfully navigated said clover shall be entitled to a complimentary ticket to the annual Festival of Pointless Excitement.

Article 2, Section 1, Subsection 2: All declarations shall be written in a font size of at least 14pt. Failure to comply shall result in a penalty of one (1) extra hour of paperwork.

Article 2, Section 3, Subsection 1: Further regulations regarding the Festival of Pointless Excitement.

Appendix: List of acceptable font sizes for declarations.