Declaration 21a: The Unofficial Guide to Not Doing Something

You are hereby declared not to have done something. This is official. Sort of.

Article 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

This declaration is a binding agreement between you and the world, stating that you will not do something. This is a thing that will likely never be done.

You will not do something. This is a fact.

Continue to Article 2: The Science of Not Doing Something Appendix A: The Fine Print