Declaration 21-B: The Unofficial, Highly-Optional, Not-Really-A Law About Not Really Doing Anything

WHEREAS, the current legal system is a mess of confusing, poorly-designed documents that nobody really understands;
  WHEREAS, the people demand clarity and simplicity in their laws;
  WHEREAS, the government is too busy to bother with actual governance;
  NOW, THEREFORE, be it enacted by this, our, Declaration 21-B:

  

Article 1. Section 2. Subsection B.

Section 2, Subsection B: Mandatory Napping

Everyone is required to take a two-hour nap every Thursday afternoon between 3:00 PM and 5:00 PM.

Failure to comply will result in the immediate and irksome consequences of:

Article 2: Consequences of Non-Compliance

1. The forced viewing of an endless loop of cat videos.

2. The imposition of an additional 10% tax on all purchases made during the non-compliance period.

3. The mandatory attendance of a seminar on "The Art of Doing Nothing" taught by Professor Procrastination.

4. The forced relocation of the non-compliant individual to a remote island where they will be forced to live in a state of perpetual boredom.

5. The forced adoption of a pet rock.

Continue to Declaration 21-C for more information on Consequences of Non-Compliance. Back to Declaration 21-A for the Preamble.