Declaration of Bureaucratic Rights

Subsection 1

The following declarations outline the fundamental rights, privileges, and duties of the Bureaucratic State.

• The Right to Red Tape.
• The Right to Bureaucratic Inefficiency.
• The Duty to Fill Out Form 27-B.
• The Privilege to Use All-Caps for Official Documents.

Section 3, Article 5: The Bureaucratic State guarantees the right to a fair and impartial hearing, unless you're trying to get a permit.