Article 4: The Right to be Bureaucratically Indifferent

In this article, we shall discuss the intricacies of Article 4, which grants citizens the right to be as inefficient and uncoordinated as possible when interacting with the government.

This right, enshrined in the 21st Century Declaration, shall not be abridged. Citizens are free to spend hours on hold, fill out endless forms, and engage in other such exercises in futility.

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