The 21st Century Declaration of Bureaucratic Supremacy

By the Power vested in us, We, the Supreme Bureaucratic Council, Do hereby Declare...

That the pursuit of Red Tape is a fundamental human right.

That the art of Form-Filling is a sacred trust.

That the pleasure of Waiting on the Phone is a cherished national pastime.

Article 5, Section 9: The Right to Bureaucratic Redressal

• Any person who has been wronged by a Bureaucratic Entity shall be entitled to seek redressal.
• Such redressal shall be granted in the form of additional paperwork, forms, and waiting periods.

And we the People do, by our Bureaucratic Representatives, Establish this Declaration as a beacon of hope and a testament to our unwavering commitment to Bureaucracy.