WHEREAS, it is obvious that the sky is blue, and the grass is green, and the sun is hot; and
WHEREAS, it is also obvious that the moon is round, and the stars shine bright, and the coffee is always good; and
WHEREAS, it is further obvious that the government should not regulate the internet, and the economy is doomed, and the weather is never just right; be it resolved, that we should all just make stuff up as we go along, and pretend like we're in charge.
Footnote 1: See section 3, article 2 for more details on the obviousness of the sky's blueness Appendix: A List of Things We're Not Really Sure About, But Pretend We Are