This is Form 1, the first of many completely pointless and useless documents you'll need to fill out in the coming years. Congratulations on reaching this milestone in your life!
You are now officially required to fill out this form for the sake of bureaucratic red tape and pointless paperwork. Don't worry, it's only 500 pages of questions about your feelings, thoughts, and deepest fears.
Section A: Personal Details
Section B: Unnecessary Information About Your Favorite Food
Section C: The Most Important Questions About Your Cat (If You Have One)
Proceed to Form 2: The Slightly Less Useless Form
Or if you're feeling adventurous, go to Lost and Found to see if anyone's found a missing stapler