By the power vested in minimalist, sterile environments, we, the Bureaucratic Overlords, hereby declare the following:
All citizens of this realm shall have the inalienable right to fill out forms in triplicate, using only 3x5 inch cards, and in triplicate.
All citizens of this realm shall have the right to ignore any and all forms submitted, without explanation or justification, and with a minimum of 3 days' notice.
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All citizens of this realm shall have the right to treat all forms and applications with the utmost disdain, and to respond with a minimum of 3 weeks' delay.