By Order of the Bureaucratic Council, Article 3, Section 7.
Warning: This document is not intended for actual use. In fact, it's probably a waste of time.
Paragraph 1: Bureaucratic red tape is the glue that holds our society together. Or, you know, makes it really, really hard to get anything done.
Paragraph 2: It's like a never-ending puzzle, with forms, reports, and meetings that will drive you mad.
Paragraph 3: But hey, someone has to do it.
Paragraph 1: The art of procrastination is a delicate balance of putting off and delaying.
Paragraph 2: It's all about finding creative ways to avoid actual work.
Paragraph 3: And, of course, blaming it on someone else.
Paragraph 4: This is the key to true bureaucratic success.