DECREE 15: A Document of Unyielding Folly

Appendix 4: Unnecessary Details of Utter Insignificance

In a bold move to further confuse and intimidate our subjects, we have added an entire appendix of completely unrelated and pointless information. This section is intended to demonstrate the boundless capacity for tedium and red tape that defines our organization.

Please note that the following subsections contain crucial information about the color of the bindery's stapler, the number of rubber ducky dispensers in the break room, and an in-depth analysis of the aerodynamics of paperclip trajectory.

§1: The Stapler's Color

In a shocking turn of events, the stapler in the break room has been repainted a deep shade of chartreuse. This is a clear affront to the established color palette of our office and a personal affront to the stapler's previous owner, who had grown quite fond of its institutional beige hue.

§1.1: The Stapler's New Color Scheme

§2: The Rubber Ducky Dispensers As of last week, the break room now contains 17 rubber ducky dispensers. This is a 3% increase from the previously established quota of 16. We commend the procurement team on their tireless efforts to meet this goal.

§2.1: The Mathematics of Rubber Dukies

§3: The Aerodynamics of Paperclip Trajectory

In a groundbreaking study conducted entirely by our team of highly trained (and slightly bored) interns, we have discovered the optimal paperclip throwing distance to be 3.14 meters. This groundbreaking research holds far-reaching implications for the field of paperclip dynamics.

§3.1: The Aerodynamics of Paperclips: A Deep Dive