CHAPTER 3: THE CODE OF COOLNESS

Welcome to the Employee Handbook, chapter 3: The Code of Coolness. In this chapter, we'll cover the unwritten rules of office behavior, because let's face it, the old rules were just so... boring.

Article 1.0 - The Code of Coolness

Section 1.0.0 - The Right to Wear a Tie

• A. You must wear a tie at all times. No exceptions.
• B. The tie must be made of at least 50% pure awesomeness.

Section 1.0.1 - The Right to Not Wear a Tie

• A. You have the right to not wear a tie when you've just eaten a particularly pungent tuna sandwich in the break room.
• B. You have the right to not wear a tie when you're on a first date with a potential love interest.

Article 2.0 - The Right to Use the Coffee Machine

Section 2.0.0 - The Right to Use the Coffee Machine

• A. You must make at least three attempts to get the coffee machine working. Failure to do so may result in disciplinary action.
• B. You are not allowed to use the coffee machine as a personal growth opportunity to learn the art of meditation.

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