Section 4.1: Taking it Easy
Employees, you're doing great! To make sure you keep on truckin', we offer generous paid vacations.
Annual Bonuses are a thing, and they're actually not terrible.When you're not here, we'll be here too, but with a smaller team and more paperwork.
Employee Assistance Programs are available, because we care... about our sanity.Don't worry about your cat, we have a Pet Care Program, because we care about your cat more than you do.
That's it for today, folks! See you next chapter!