EPICUREAN PROCRASTINATION DOCUMENTATION

Subtitle: Because You're Probably Not Going to Get Any Work Done Today

You've reached the epicenter of procrastination, where the art of doing nothing is a highly revered discipline.

We've collected the most relevant and useless information to fuel your creative avoidance.

Better Excuses | Advanced Doodling Techniques

Disclaimer: Procrastination is a serious business. Do not attempt to combine with other hobbies, such as "Productivity" or "Responsibility".

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