In a world where productivity is overrated, we at Epikurean Procrastination aim to redefine the meaning of "getting things done". Our mission is to help you waste hours, days, or weeks on frivolous pursuits, all while maintaining a sense of purpose and fulfillment.
Our team of highly trained professionals (i.e., our cats) are dedicated to providing you with the most epicurean experience possible. We'll guide you through the process of creating the perfect excuse for why you can't do your actual work, and help you discover the joy of minimalist, artisanal, handcrafted procrastination techniques.