Section 1, Article 1: All felines shall be worshipped as deities.
Section 2, Article 2: Felines shall have free access to all food and drink.
Section 3, Article 3: All humans shall be subject to feline whims and fancies.
Section 1, Article 5: Felines shall have the right to lounge in sunbeams for extended periods.
Section 2, Article 6: Felines shall have the right to sleep in any location, at any time.
Section 3, Article 7: Felines shall have the right to demand snacks and treats on demand.
Section 1, Article 10: Any human who fails to provide adequate worship or snacks shall be subject to feline retribution.
Section 2, Article 11: Any human who disturbs a feline at rest shall be subject to feline wrath.
Section 3, Article 12: Any human who fails to provide adequate grooming shall be subject to feline scorn.