Form 5: Employees Who Stole the Tea Cookies

As part of our thorough investigation, we have identified the five employees who stole the last of the tea cookies:

1. John D. Doe (Manager of the Department of Snack Acquisition)
2. Jane E. Smith (Accountant of the Cookie Division)
3. Bob P. Johnson (IT Specialist of the Baking Network)
4. Emily R. Lee (Head of the Cookie Tasting Committee)
5. David K. Brown (The Mischief Manager)

We will be providing counseling services to these individuals to help them cope with their cookie cravings.

For more information, please visit our Cookie Policy.

Or, if you're looking for more on our Cookie Security Measures, we've got that too.

Donate to the Tea Cookie Fund to help support these cookie thieves in their prophets of recovery.