NOTICE OF FROOTY REFEREE

TO: Frooty McFrootface

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that Frooty McFrootface is required to appear before the Bureaucracy of Fruitland to address the following matters:

• Extravagant use of fruit-flavored coffee
• Unapproved use of the phrase "Frooty McFrootface" in a professional setting
• Failure to wear matching socks to work

Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: Frooty McFrootface will be forced to attend a series of mandatory Fruit-Tasting seminars.