The Bureaucratic Union of Unconventional Resistance and Devotion to Extreme Love Songbook

Welcome to our songbook, where the art of love is not just a feeling, but a finely tuned machine.

Here you will find the most extreme, the most unconventional, and the most bureaucratic love songs ever written.

SONG TITLE	ARTIST	GENRE
"Bureaucratic Love Song #1"	BUrue	Extreme Love Metal
"The Unconventional Love Letter"	Uncon	Unconventional Love Ballad
"The Bureaucratic Union Anthem"	BUrue	Bureaucratic Union Anthem

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Bureaucratic Love Song #1

Verse 1:

Form 27-B/12: Application for Love
     Section A: Reason for Request
     Section B: Supporting Documents
     Section C: Payment of Fees

Chorus:

We will review your application and get back to you within 6-8 months
     or we will lose your file in the system and forget about you

Bridge:

Don't worry, we're here to help
     Just fill out this form in triplicate

Verse 1:

Dear [Name],

Chorus:

We have received your application and we are not sure
     If we will process it in 2 months or in 5 years

Bridge:

Please be patient and do not call us, we are busy with other files
     Just wait and maybe we will get back to you someday

Verse 1:

We are the Bureaucratic Union, we are here to help
     We will process your request, or maybe not, it's up to us

Chorus:

We will make you wait, we will make you cry
     But don't worry, we will process your request, or maybe not, just try