MEMO 42-1: The Official Bureaucratic Guide to Doing Nothing

As a valued employee, it is your duty to understand the intricacies of doing nothing. This memo outlines the procedures for achieving maximum productivity by doing the bare minimum.

• Step 1: Create a comprehensive list of tasks that you will not be doing today.
• Step 2: Prioritize tasks by importance and deadlines, then deliberately ignore all of them.
• Step 3: Develop a sophisticated system for organizing your desk into a state of maximum clutter.
• Step 4: Establish a network of complex relationships with your coworkers, all of whom are secretly doing the same thing.
• Step 5: Celebrate your accomplishments in front of a mirror, where you will be the center of attention and admiration.

Remember: doing nothing is an art form. Practice regularly and strive for perfection.

Flowchart of Inaction: A Visual Guide