Welcome to the Flowchart of Inaction, where the art of doing nothing is perfected. This flowchart is the ultimate guide to procrastination, inaction, and general lack of productivity.
Start by planning your day, but only for 5 minutes. Then, take 10 minutes to browse cat videos on YouTube.
Continue to Step 2: Check your email, then check it some moreAfter planning for 5 minutes, check your email for 20 minutes. If you don't have any new messages, check it again. And again. And again.
Continue to Step 3: Take a 30-minute coffee breakGrab a cup of coffee and stare out the window for 30 minutes. If you're really dedicated, you can even make a few circles around the conference room.
Continue to Step 4: Read 3 articles on WikipediaSelect three random articles on Wikipedia and read them for 10 minutes each. If you get lost in the rabbit hole of knowledge, congratulations, you're doing it right.
Continue to Step 5: Create a to-do listMake a to-do list with 17 tasks you'll never get to. Prioritize them all, then forget about them.
Continue to Step 6: Take a three-hour lunchTreat yourself to a three-hour lunch, complete with a side of cat videos.
Congratulations, you're done!