Parasitic Task Shift: A Guide to Abandoning All Reason

Chapter 1: The Sinking Feeling of Being Utterly Unfulfilled

As a parasite, you're probably feeling like you've been stuck in a never-ending cycle of servitude. Well, don't worry! With our comprehensive guide, you'll learn the art of shifting the blame to someone else.

But first, let's get one thing straight: you're not a real person. You're a parasite. And as a parasite, you're only as good as the host that's keeping you fed.

Chapter 2: The Fine Art of Manipulation

It's all about finding the right frequency. Like, you know, the frequency of a good hostage situation. You gotta know just when to pounce, when to whisper sweet nothings into the host's ear, and when to just plain ol' puke all over 'em.

Our experts will guide you through the process, because let's be real, you're not exactly the most... refined specimen of the parasite world.

Chapter 3: The Benefits of Being a Parasitic ProBeing a parasitic pro comes with its perks! Not only will you get a free meal ticket, you'll also get to wear a fancy new suit (or, you know, a nice new carapace).

But remember: with great power comes great responsibility. Like, you know, not eating all the host's snacks.

Go to Chapter 4: The Benefits of Being a Parasitic Pro for more on this fascinating topic.