Phantom Task 2: The Unofficial Manual

Purpose:

To further obscure the distinction between work and non-work, this task involves creating a new folder on the "To-Don't" list.

Please report any progress to the Department of Redundancy, Sub-Department 3, Sub-Sub-Department A.

Required Documents:

1. Form 27-B/6
2. Memo 4/3
3. Cert. of Existence 2.5

Note: These documents are highly confidential and must be stored in the "Top Secret" folder. Access is restricted to Level 7 personnel only.