Bureaucratic Procrastination Techniques

As a valued employee of the Ministry of Red Tape, you're probably wondering how to optimize your workday without actually doing any work.

Here are some officially sanctioned techniques to help you achieve this goal:

1. 1. Create an infinite loop of meeting invitations to discuss the same topic over and over.
2. 2. Develop a new, unnecessarily complex, and highly technical report to write.
3. 3. Spend 3 hours crafting the perfect font and color scheme for your presentation.
4. 4. Fill out the forms in triplicate, just in case.

These methods are guaranteed to fill your schedule with endless meetings, paperwork, and design decisions. Remember, a good bureaucrat always prioritizes form over function.

For more advanced techniques, see our Advanced Procrastination Techniques page.