LOVE INTEREST DECLARATION FORM

Section A: Initial Declaration

This is to certify that I, the undersigned, am deeply and irreparably smitten with...

Section B: Supporting Documentation

Please attach any supporting evidence, including but not limited to, sonnets, love letters, or cryptic messages left on the recipient's windshield wiper.

NOTICE

By filling out this declaration, you are hereby certifying that you have reached a state of utter devotion, irreversable attachment, and possibly mild emotional instability. Proceed with caution.