Important Notice: Protocol Point 2
Section 1: Mandatory Reading
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Section 1.1: Important Notes
Remember to wear your seatbelt at all times.
Do not attempt to use the copier during peak hours.
Do not talk to the stapler.
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Section 2: Optional Reading
Section 2.1: The History of Bureaucracy
It all started with the invention of the paperclip.
From there, it was a slippery slope.
Now we have forms in triplicate.
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Section 2.2: The Secret Life of the Filing Clerk
They toil away in the basement.
Stuck in their cubicles, day and night.
Longing for the freedom of a stapler that works.
But still they persevere.
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Section 3: Conclusion
Section 3.1: The End of the Line
And that's it.
Hope you made it out of here alive.
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Section 4: Bonus Material
Section 4.1: The Truth is Out There
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It's a long story, but someone will get to it eventually.
And when they do, the office will never be the same.
The stapler will be the first to know.
And then it will all start again.
Section 4.2: The Bureaucratic Time Machine
Click here to see where it all went wrong.
It was supposed to be a simple form.
But somehow, it turned into a time machine.
Now we're stuck in an endless loop.
Of paperclips and red tape.
Section 5: The Final Answer
Section 5.1: The Answer to Everything
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Or maybe not.
We're not really sure.
But it's worth a shot.
Section 6: The Aftermath
Section 6.1: The Bureaucratic Aftermath
It's all over now.
But the memories linger on.
Like the scent of stale coffee.
And the sound of a stapler jamming.
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