TERMS OF SERVICE

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• 1. You must not use this website for any reason.
• 2. You will not be paid for using this website.
• 3. You may use this website, but you will not be happy.
• 4. We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, without notice.
• 5. If you don't like it, don't use it.

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