Privacy Policy (Don't Read This, We're Not Watching)

We're Not Actually Reading Your Emails, I Swear

Our servers are powered by the power of pure, unadulterated, non-mitred attention. We don't collect or store any personal data, unless you're using a browser that's older than 2008. In that case, we might, but only for historical research purposes.

However, our servers are powered by the power of dark magic, so we do have to log your IP address, browser type, and any cookies you're not eating. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone.

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