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The Procrastination Edition: A Bureaucratic Toolbox

For the sake of productivity, we've gathered some essential tools for the modern procrastinator. Here are some of the most useful:

1. TV Tray Schedule - Never miss an episode of your favorite show!

2. Blank Checklist Template - Because sometimes you need to appear productive.

3. EpiStolatory Letter Generator - For when you need to write a letter that says nothing.

4. Automated Bureaucratic Response Generator - Because humans are so slow at responding.

Infomercial Template - Sell out your closet space to the highest bidder!

Bureaucratic Grammar Guide - Because 'whatchamacallit' is a real word.

5. Procrastination Alarm Clock - Wake up, go to sleep, repeat.

Remember, these tools are only for personal use. Don't try to use them for actual productivity.