The Squirreling Schedule

A Guide to Mastering the Art of Procrastination

Step 1: Identify the Squirrel

Find a squirrel. Any squirrel. Preferably one with a cute face and a fluffy tail.

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Step 2: Develop a Squirreling Strategy

Decide what kind of squirrel-related activity to do. Watching squirrels, playing with squirrel toys, or simply staring at a picture of a squirrel?

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Step 3: Create a Squirreling Schedule

Make a schedule that fits your squirreling needs. Set reminders, create alarms, or simply wing it and see what happens.

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Step 4: Execute the Squirreling Plan

Put your schedule into action! Squirrel away your time, energy, and productivity.

Get squirreling!

Step 5: Evaluate and Adapt

Review your progress, adjust as needed, and repeat the cycle. S prophets of squirreling, rejoice!

Squirrel-ify your strategy