Technique 20: Extreme Prolongationism

Also known as "The Art of Doing Nothing with Style."

A highly effective method for turning any task into a leisurely activity.

Subtechnique 20.1: The Prolongationist's Toolbox

A collection of tools to aid in the art of prolongation.

Subtechnique 20.2: Case Studies in Prolongationism

A collection of examples showcasing the versatility of extreme prolongationism.

Remember, the key to successful prolongationism is dedication, focus, and a willingness to sacrifice productivity for style.

Practice makes purr-fect. Try it today!

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