The Bureaucratic Thesaurus of Procrastination Tools: 5 Techniques

  1. 1. The Ancient Art of Bureaucratic Ping-Pong

    A delicate game of ping-pong where the paddle is your email inbox and the ball is your deadline.

    Learn the ancient art of ping-pong!

  2. 2. The Bureaucratic Time-Warping Machine

    A device that can bend time and space to fit an extra meeting or two into your schedule.

    Read the instruction manual!

  3. 3. The Art of Creative Scheduling

    The science of making your tasks sound more exciting and your excuses more believable.

    Download the scheduling templates!

  4. 4. The Bureaucratic Distraction Technique

    A delicate art of diverting attention away from the task at hand.

    Get the distraction kit!

  5. 5. The Bureaucratic Time-Delaying Loop

    A self-sustaining feedback loop where every decision spawns a new decision.

    Read the manual and get lost!

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