Standard Procedures

Subpage of Bureaucracy

As per Section 3, Sub-Section 7 of the Bureaucratic Code, all employees are required to wear a suit of pants at all times.

Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action, up to and including mandatory attendance at a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation on "The Importance of Pants in the Modern Workplace."

For more information on this vital topic, visit our Pants Code subpage.

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