We are the department of Standardization. We are here to bring order and structure to the chaos of your daily life.
But don't be alarmed, we're not just talking about your desk drawers or your sock drawer. We're talking about the very fabric of reality itself.
We've standardized the standardization of the standardization of your favorite foods. But we know you're not eating them the right way. That's why we're here to help.
Click the links above to start the standardization process today!
We're like the Swiss of the bureaucratic world. We're all about precision and perfection. And we're not afraid to get our hands dirty.
Or, at least, we're not afraid of getting our paperwork done.
So, what are you waiting for? Standardize your life, and let the Bureaucracy handle the rest!