Article 1: All Bureaucrats must wear a uniform of bright pink shirts and black pants at all times while on duty.
Article 2: All reports must be submitted on triple-spaced paper with a minimum of 3-inch margins on all sides.
Article 3: All meetings shall commence exactly on the hour, with a minimum of 15 minutes of small talk before the actual discussion.
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Appendix 1: Standardization of Coffee Cups
Appendix 2: The Bureaucratic Alphabet
Appendix 3: The Standardized Bureaucratic Greeting
Appendix 4: The Secret to Writing the Perfect Memo
Appendix 5: The Bureaucratic Guide to Proper Paper Folding
Appendix 6: The Standardized Bureaucratic Dance
Addendum 1: Special Cases and Exceptions