Article 1: All official business shall be done with the utmost sarcasm.
Article 2: All employees are required to wear groucho-marxist mustaches at all times.
Article 3: All meetings shall be held in fortnite to ensure optimal productivity and creativity.
Article 4: The color plaid shall be the official uniform color for all employees.
Appendix: Additional PunsArticle 1: Any use of the phrase 'I'm just here for the snacks' shall result in immediate firing.
Article 2: The consumption of tacos shall be strictly forbidden during working hours.
Article 3: All employees are prohibited from wearing sunglasses indoors, except on Tuesdays.
Article 4: The phrase 'I'm not a morning person' is grounds for immediate dismissal.
Section 5: Unofficial Regulations