ETERNAL REGULATIONS

Section 3: Mandatory Puns

Article 1: All official business shall be done with the utmost sarcasm.

Article 2: All employees are required to wear groucho-marxist mustaches at all times.

Article 3: All meetings shall be held in fortnite to ensure optimal productivity and creativity.

Article 4: The color plaid shall be the official uniform color for all employees.

Appendix: Additional Puns

Section 4: Prohibited Pistency

Article 1: Any use of the phrase 'I'm just here for the snacks' shall result in immediate firing.

Article 2: The consumption of tacos shall be strictly forbidden during working hours.

Article 3: All employees are prohibited from wearing sunglasses indoors, except on Tuesdays.

Article 4: The phrase 'I'm not a morning person' is grounds for immediate dismissal.

Section 5: Unofficial Regulations