Also known as the art of constructing sentences that sound more complicated than they need to be, while still conveying a simple meaning.
When faced with a request, the Official Speak practitioner will often begin by acknowledging the submission, then rephrasing the inquiry, and finally re-submitting the rephrased question.
Please provide information on the status of my application.
I would like to inquire about the current standing of my petition for consideration.
Regarding the aforementioned petition, could you kindly furnish an update on its current status?
And so the cycle continues...
Continue to Syllogism 7 for more exercises.