Official Speak Syllogism 6

Definition

A formal, pseudo-scientific term for describing the art of speaking in an unnecessarily convoluted manner.

Example: "The synergy between the paradigmatic shifts in our departmentalized paradigm necessitates a paradigmatic recalibration of our dialectical matrices."

See also: Official Speak Syllogism 5 | Official Speak Syllogism 7 | Speak Syllogism Index

Etymology

Coined by the esteemed Bureaucratic Linguist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, in his seminal work, "The Art of Speaking in a Way That Sounds More Complicated Than It Needs To Be."

Dr. Bottomsworth's work was widely acclaimed for its contribution to the field of Bureaucratic Jargon.

See also: Bottomsworthian | Bottomsworthian Biography

Criticisms

Official Speak Syllogism 6 has been widely criticized for its lack of clarity and redundancy.

Many have argued that it is a hindrance to effective communication, leading to unnecessary complexity and confusion.

See also: Official Speak Syllogism 6 Criticisms