The Syllogism Index - A Guide to Speaking Bureaucracy

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Welcome to the Speak Syllogism Index, where we've compiled a list of the most essential, yet confounding, syllogistic terms. Browse with care!

Syllogisms:

1. A = C - A classic, yet confusing, syllogism that has been debated ad nauseam

2. All Syllogisms are Not Created Equal - A tongue-in-cheek take on the hierarchy of syllogisms

3. Syllogism is Not a Word, But It Should Be - A syllogism about syllogisms, because why not?

4. If A = C, Then C = D, Therefore A = D - A syllogism so complex, it'll make your head spin!

5. All Syllogisms are Like Bureaucratic Red Tape - A syllogism about the never-ending cycle of paperwork

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