By the power vested in us, it is hereby decreed that all citizens of this fine nation shall be granted a minimum of 4 hours off on Fridays to gaze upon the horizon and contemplate the meaning of life.
This decree applies to all citizens of this nation, including but not limited to: bureaucrats, engineers, accountants, and the occasional sentient toaster.
Any attempts to work during this time shall be met with fierce resistance from our heavily-armed and highly-trained Vacation Enforcement Squad.
Exceptions to this decree may be made for: emergencies, critical infrastructure maintenance, or those who have not yet mastered the art of napping.
Don't forget to pack your sunscreen, folks!