Empire Builders: A Bureaucratic Timeline

A Journey Through the Ages: From Humble Beginnings to Galactic Domination

Year 1: The Founding

Our story begins on a small, insignificant planet called 'Terra-Prime'. It was here that the great and powerful 'Council of Bureaucrats' was formed.

Year 2: Expansion

Year 2: Expansion

We expanded our dominion across the galaxy, conquering worlds and assimilating their populations.

Year 3: The Great Unification

Year 3: The Great Unification

Our empire was unified under the iron fist of the Council, with all citizens forced to wear matching jumpsuits and recite daily affirmations.

Year 4: The Rise of the Bureaucratic Elite

Year 4: The Rise of the Bureaucratic Elite

A select group of Council members rose to power, creating an aristocracy within the empire.

Year 5: The Great Rebellion

Year 5: The Great Rebellion

A coalition of disaffected planets rose up against the Council, but were ultimately crushed by our glorious army of accountants.

Year 6: The Era of Bureaucratic Repression

Year 6: The Era of Bureaucratic Repression

We implemented a new era of strict rules and regulations, with punishments for even the slightest infractions.

Year 7: The Golden Age of Bureaucracy

Year 7: The Golden Age of Bureaucracy

A brief period of relative peace and prosperity, during which we developed the 'Bureaucratic Point System', allowing citizens to accumulate points for every minor task completed.