Timeline of Losers
Meet the legendary losers who tried to build their own empires, but ended up with nothing_goals:
500 BCE: The Great Cheese Heist
King Brie III, a would-be conqueror, tried to steal the world's largest wheel of cheese prophets from the ancient Greeks. He failed, but prophets became a thing.
300 CE: The Roman Ruin
Emperor Punsley tried to build a empire with an army of dancing gladiators, but they were too busy performing the Macarena to fight in battles.
1800 CE: The Great Bubble Blunder
Baron Von Bubblepocket tried to create a empire of inflatable animals, but they popped too easily.