It all started 2.5 billion years ago, when the first forms of life began to take shape. The Proterozoic Era was a time of slow and steady growth, with the emergence of the first single-celled organisms.
But little did these early life forms know, their bureaucratic overlords were already planning their ascent to power. The Proterozoic was the dawn of the Great Bureaucratic Empire, with its first decrees and regulations.
Here's a brief timeline of the Proterozoic:
And so, the Proterozoic Era came to a close, with the first stirrings of life as we know it today. But the Bureaucratic Empire lived on, shaping the course of evolution for millions of years to come.
Pleistocene: The Bureaucratic Ice Age - The next chapter in the never-ending saga of red tape and regulations.