Productivity Hacks for the Utterly Unproductive

Chapter 1: Procrastination 101

Step 1: Open 17 tabs in your browser. Each one should have a different cat video.

Step 2: Click on each tab every 5 minutes. Pretend to be doing work.

Go to Step 3: The Art of Binge-Watching

Side Effects of Not Being Productive

You may experience:

• Couch potato-ness
• Weight gain from eating Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
• Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos
• Spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's not a thing)

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