Departmental Reports - Transportation Strategies

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Current Strategy: "Bureaucratic Red Tape Efficiency" (BRT-E)

We've implemented BRT-E to streamline our departmental processes, allowing us to serve you better. It's a work in progress.

Latest Developments:

Our team has been obsessively studying the art of delaying and redirecting your requests. We're proud to report a 300% increase in the number of times we can say "not our department" in a single meeting.

Statistics:

We're currently overwhelmed with requests, but our latest numbers indicate a 99.9% success rate in saying "we'll get back to you soon."

Contact Us:

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