We've implemented BRT-E to streamline our departmental processes, allowing us to serve you better. It's a work in progress.
Our team has been obsessively studying the art of delaying and redirecting your requests. We're proud to report a 300% increase in the number of times we can say "not our department" in a single meeting.
We're currently overwhelmed with requests, but our latest numbers indicate a 99.9% success rate in saying "we'll get back to you soon."
If you have any g minimalist questions or suggestions, please don't hesitate to contact us at /feedback.