Departmental Reports: Infrastructure Planning

Subcommittee on Red Tape and Bureaucratic Delay

As you are aware, our department is renowned for its efficiency. This is because we have a comprehensive system of forms and reports that ensure every decision is carefully considered and thoroughly documented.

• Roadmap Redundancy Report
• Permitting Procrastination Report
• Project Delay Report

Notable Delays:

• The construction of the New Bureaucratic Building was delayed 47 times due to a dispute over the font used on the sign outside.
• Our subcommittee on Red Tape was unable to meet for three months due to a shortage of staplers.
• A recent study showed that 90% of our employees spent 3 hours daily filling out form 27-B/6, section 3, subsection C.

Subcommittee on Unconventional Solutions

• Abandoning the Project
• Just Pretending to Work